Salty Burger

To pass gas in a short woman's mouth while waiting in line at a merchandise gift shop. The key is to fart in the woman's mouth while stepping on her toe, causing her to open her mouth and accepting the fart spray directly into her mouth. Apologize for stepping on her toe, and simply walk away.

"I was standing in line at the gift shop, and totally gave the short Spanish woman behind me a salty burger" burgerfartmouthchokegagchewygas

by NaughtyBits April 21, 2015

Salty Spittoon

When you’re eating your chick out with a massive dip in your mouth. Then spitting the lip juice up her cunt.

Jack: “I just bought this log of Copenhagen”
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon”
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”

by Ricky nards November 9, 2017

salty springs

Little brothers or sisters

I didn’t let my brother play Fortnite, so he became a salty springs

by THE Inknown May 11, 2018

Acting salty

Means your acting sour , diffrent , dry, with and attitude .

Why are you acting salty?

by prodeludist December 17, 2015

salty dog

A person who has been in the NAVY for longer then three years and has been on at least two deployments.

"Barber has been in the NAVY too long"

"Yeah I know hes one hell of a salty dog"

by The people must KNOW!!! March 5, 2010

salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 4, 2003

Salty Snail

When an alpha male is pile driving his lady in the wilderness he releases his baby gravy all over her sweet vaginal lips while she lays on her back. He then crab walks to the top of her head forcing his member to her bare skin creating a trail of man juice all along the center of her body like a snail trail

I now feel more of man, you should have seen that salty snail trail

by Midgetsbowlcuts May 2, 2014