Sucking Asshole

To liberally Inhale the contents of someones asshole.

Hey you! where you going? Come back suck my asshole! It's Clean... I promise!!!

by Christina October 16, 2003

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

sucking streak

A more alliterative and shameful way to describe a losing streak

Phil: The 76ers of the NBA have lost 15 in a row and the games were not even close!
Mike: Yes, they are in quite a sucking streak right now!

by Boxcar Bob March 20, 2014

Sarking

To be exceptionally self-centered, demanding, and deluded. This is usually accompanied by signs of impatience, an inability to understand others, and ultimately, violence. For an example, see the overall attitude of creativity guru SARK (Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy).

I shoved that little waitress because she wouldn't let me order off the menu -- maybe I need to stop sarking.

by sirenflyer May 13, 2009

sucking my own dick

When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.

J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.

by chubop October 3, 2016

Tat Smacking

An act in which a male, usually one with a higher percentage of body fat and ample sized breasts, sneaks up upon an unsuspecting bystander and juts his Tat's in to the victims face while he growls in a primal manner with arms raised. This is not however exclusive to males. Females with ample breasts can also do it.

Ryan could not stop the relentless tat smacking he suffered on behalf of jimmy

by Robert Krebs May 26, 2005

cock sucking liar

to tell something that is not true

jason why did you try to start that school bus? "whoever told you that is a cock sucking liar" you dont know that....

by slampig 21 May 19, 2009