Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

slump

music with a slow bass heavy rhythm

That song is the super slump

by Bob Jen March 21, 2003

Slumped

to be high as fuck (under the influence of marijuana)

brooo Did you see kateri last night she was slumped I was to lmao

by Slumpgod101 January 20, 2019

stumpycock

1: A town in southwest Wiltshire to which you should never go unless you want to shorten your manhood.

Can also be used as an insult in the same way.

"So we were like getting changed at the pool and i looked at him and said "Shit Alan, you never told me you took a fuckin' visit to stumpycock," and then he twatted me with a shovel."

by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

StumpTease

An incredibly fugly bitch

"That tramp couldn't turn on a stump!"
"Yeah, what a fuckin' StumpTease."

by BitchCrackerGuy September 5, 2011

Stumpism

The study and appreciation of Stumps. Stumps are often ignored and rarely make the news. But there are a growing number of people becoming aware of their significance. Not only was a Stump once very possibly a mighty tree, the word "Stump" can now entail the description of a vertically challenged Human Being.

#1. When running naked through the Forest, pay close attention to Stumps.

#2. That girl is one sporty little Stump.

#3. When I go to college, I am going to study Stumpism and spread awareness and tolerance of this natural and beautiful phenomenon.

by oldcaligirl October 10, 2011

Stumper

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.

I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo.

by PocketWrap February 25, 2018