pre-spoon

Sitting or being right on top of some one else with clothes on and at the point right before sex in which you debate whether or not you have condoms.
" She wanted to eat my sausage but i needed to pre-spoon before we did."
by jehgduoeg May 14, 2015
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Spoon Insurance

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!

so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021
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spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender
Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
by off brand oxford August 14, 2022
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smooth spoon

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks
by Meyerd3 January 10, 2015
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Verbal Spoon

An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.
M81: that was a great chat!

M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!
by Zing111 July 04, 2016
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spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.
Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it
by Katyladey March 03, 2016
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spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.
Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.
by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 25, 2014
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