When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.
“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”
by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019
Get the The Speed Zonemug. The art of walking faster than speed walking. If you need to get down the school halls FAST but can’t run? Walk at KALLEVIG SPEED? Lines too long? Just walk at KALLEVIG SPEED to get there faster?
by Charles Bishop June 14, 2021
Get the Kallevig Speedmug. by Word_God October 6, 2021
Get the The speed of fastmug. Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"
Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
by minebob October 8, 2019
Get the speed gunmug. Same as a one night stand...but cooler
by Carlbean January 8, 2021
Get the Speed humpmug. The speed at which things happen on the internet.
Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.
To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.
To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
EX1:
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!
Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.
Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
EX2:
PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.
PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.
PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.
PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.
EX3:
Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?
PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.
Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!
PersonB: Sucks for you.
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!
Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.
Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
EX2:
PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.
PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.
PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.
PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.
EX3:
Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?
PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.
Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!
PersonB: Sucks for you.
by DamianTempest June 14, 2010
Get the Digital Speedmug. by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017
Get the Speed bumpedmug.