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Cock Stormcock 

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)
'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'
Cock Stormcock by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012
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stormlocke 

Named after the infamous creator of what are known as "Stormlocke Strategies". There are multiple different variations of Stormlocke Strats.
"Oh my god, he pulled a Stormlocke!" "Razorcrane!" "Is that a Boogey board?!"
stormlocke by Razorcrane October 28, 2006

Starshock 

Death caused by too much public attention
The youtube artist that shot into a major career has unfortunately been starshocked. The funeral will be held at the US Capitol
Starshock by ajstein November 6, 2011

StormStecko 

A lineman who likes work out with toes longer then his fingers
Holy moly is that StormStecko!
I haven’t seen him in ages.
StormStecko by OnTopp July 27, 2023