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Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.
Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.
by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021
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Snail Tail

The backside equivalent to the 'Snail Trail'. A trail of hair formed up the back leading from a typically hairy crack. The hairier the crack, the more substantial the Snail Tail.
"Geez, Matt has the furriest Snail Tail I've ever seen."
by ChillSloth2 March 12, 2022
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snailed up

To have half a boner
she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.
by miattababy June 1, 2022
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snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019
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pain snail

Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened
Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him
by Brokenbarbie688 August 20, 2023
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snail

Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.
*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!
by xHARMONICOREx January 20, 2011
mugGet the snailmug.

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.
"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"
by snailtime September 29, 2023
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