hardbread sandwich

The default luncheon sandwich ordered by corporate America, for corporate America. Its distinguishing characteristic is a tough, chewy, baguette-like bread surrounding folded meat and cheese and accompanied by a wilted pickle spear and condiment packets. It is second only to pizza in the most-ordered-yet-least-desired lunch food category, and epitomizes corporate decisionmaking in that the hardbread sandwich neither offends nor delights.

A hardbread sandwich (HBS) is best served in a boardroom or meeting room setting and usually comes in quantities of eight or more. The HBS is specially designed to help the contents slide out from between the slices of bread even when bitten with gentle pressure.
Man, Ralph ordered a bunch of hardbread sandwiches for lunch again.

That hardbread sandwich tore up my grill!
by Corporate Luncher August 08, 2006
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hand sandwich

The handshake for which the shaker, sandwiches the shakee's hand between his/her two hands, the shaker tilts his/her head, and says something comforting.
John's dad just got hit by a car, so I gave him a comforting hand sandwich.
by SluseFAK December 01, 2007
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nigga sandwich

tha nigga sandwich consist of two pieces of corn bread bbq ribs and mac and chesse thats the real nigga sandwich
for example you go to tha picnic with your boys get ur drink on and all of a sudden you get hungry tell your uncle leroy to make you a nigga sandwich
by tha nigga profesor May 16, 2010
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ham sandwich

dark liquor shot ( the bread)
light liquor shot (the ham)
dark liquor shot ( the bread)

they are taken dark light dark conescutively and after the participant finishes all three shots they throw their arms in the air and yell "HAMMMMM SANDWICH"

they then need to convince somebody else to do a ham sandwich to pass on the title.

"HAM SANDWICH"
"What's that mean"
"it's a drink, now you have to do it for questioning" *pours drinks and makes person drink them*
by Genna Mccormick April 14, 2009
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Sandwich Muffin

A person who is of little to know intelligence
"My god your such a Sandwich Muffin"
by Joel Vzzzbx November 07, 2005
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Gape Sandwich

Butt-fucking two women at the same time, one on top of the other, switching from one to the other, and making each woman's asshole spread open after taking one's cock out.
Tedd fucked Aimee and Sophie together, spreading each of their tight assholes one after the other made for a tasty Gape Sandwich on the couch, with Sophie on top.
by anal clef conducter July 12, 2009
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cock sandwich

A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".
Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.

OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.
by UrbanErik November 17, 2006
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