Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

by ArgggMatey July 14, 2016

Anna and Ron

The perfect lovers. They amazing together.

Person 1: Anna and Ron soooo perfect!”
Person 2:”I know,right?”

by Lolllllllll83 May 11, 2018

Ronning

When someone you are close with suddenly stops communicating with you without warning and without a trace.

We were good friends and classmates but one day he suddenly fell off the face of the earth. I think he is Ronning me.

by Ginger Snap Take a Nap August 29, 2023

Ron

A literal wet bread.

Man I wish i can be a literal wet bread you know like a ron! That's the name I will give my son.

by Kanye Everest West November 23, 2021

Ron DePenis

The name says it all

Ron DePenis goes poo poo in his pants

by G66 June 18, 2023

Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.

“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”

by TXH1995 May 23, 2024

Ron Attack

A girl, usually a girlfriend, who goes by the name Bee that miss her nigga who partial name is Ron.

When Ron left for work Bee had a Ron Attack.

by bee4real March 31, 2022