A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. by Gehsneowp February 28, 2020
Get the Ronmug. by That only depressed bitch July 12, 2021
Get the Ron Weasleymug. Eh Eh Ron is a cool new spelling for the name Aaron! And makes you think of video of the teacher that cant say any of students names right and gives them shit when they correct him.
And most people cool enough to actually spell they’re name this way have huge cocks.
And most people cool enough to actually spell they’re name this way have huge cocks.
Eh Eh Ron is so cool..
Omg I sucked Eh Eh Ron’s huge cock last night...
Have you seen Eh Eh Ron?
He is so hot
Omg I sucked Eh Eh Ron’s huge cock last night...
Have you seen Eh Eh Ron?
He is so hot
by Blue Lily Porn June 15, 2018
Get the Eh Eh Ronmug. by johnnysins420gg November 24, 2021
Get the Ronmug. Man who acts like a woman in order to flatter members of the same sex, gain homosexual online relationships, get free loot, or to disguise himself as a "spiritual warrior" and "ghost hunter."
by Katonfire September 29, 2008
Get the Smiley Ronmug. Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.
Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Get the L. Ron Hubbardmug.