road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.

After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.

by dgw1701 May 28, 2011

The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.

I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.

by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008

Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead

It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!

by Jakesleepy April 4, 2011

Road Hit

Smoking a hit of weed as you/right before you leave.

I took a Road Hit before I hit the road!

by TheFiend138 April 12, 2016

road clamming

The female version of road head. The act of when a man or woman goes down on a woman while driving.

Gwen was driving and told her boyfriend to start road clamming her because she wanted to get off.

by Jbortion May 29, 2018

road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!

Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!

by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017

Road train

Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.

Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.

by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 7, 2021