rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.

Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"

by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011

ROFLAW

Rolling on floor laughing and wanking.

Thats some funny porn. (ROFLAW)

by RickyGervaisPlagiarism March 1, 2011

ROFLAP

An internet acronym standing for "Rolling on the floor laughing and peeing." This refers to very rare instances when one is so overcome with hilarity that he or she pees as a result of violent fits of laughter.

When you hear an Instant Message reply that makes you burst out laughing. you reply ROFLAP

by syncpak March 23, 2011

Rofl Truffle

The act of rolling on the floor and laughing but accidently truffle shuffling at the same time.

Pete: Hey, I've got a joke!

Joe: HAHAHAHAHHA *rolling on floor* AHAHAHAHA *t-shirt rides up* HAHAHA!!!!

Pete: Put it away Joe?! Take your Rofl Truffle somewhere else!

by Gigipops April 10, 2011

Rofl Cone

A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl

Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.

by nickf&hismom May 2, 2011

rofl-copter

When you roll on the floor laughing, in a helecopter.

"Have you ever rofl-coptered before? "

"Nah, to expensive, you? "

"Same, my cousins rofl-copter all the time, their pilot is a comedian"

"That mustnt be cheap..."

"Nope, they won the lottery and dont know what to do with all the money"

by lemondrop98 October 24, 2011

ROFL

One of many expressions that the twenty first century has seen grow up, meaning you absolutly don't care about what it has been said, but you react anyway.
Originally, this one is used for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing".
You can also use it, or peers, when a situation offers you what it could be done with.

rapper 1 : Hi dude, we'd get a good place tonight... You wanna join our rofl, or what ?
dude : Roflmfao guy, your random opening flow of liturgy is the most awesome I've ever checked, I surely will put it down !
rapper 2 : Don't be so polite, bro. I promise we will rofl for you.
(pay attention : here it is used for "rehabilitate our fire lines", for example)
dude : You mean that we'll gonna rofl together ?
(there, for "rise our fate as lightnings")
rapper 3, rofling silently : Of course, dude.

by earthling August 10, 2014