Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt June 09, 2007

Banana Queef

The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.

Jack: Did you just fart?

Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.

by Matthew A Connor February 25, 2013

roast queef

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005

Queef Gargle

1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.

Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.

Man puts it in her.

Man thrusts.

Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!

Man finishes.

Man takes it out.

Girl releases massive queef gargle.

Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?

by youreceivethehole7 September 02, 2009

Queefed the boof

Making a mistake such as (but not limited to) queefing after a freshly performed boof.

"Marsha spilled her drink on the powder tray."
"Damn, she really queefed the boof."

by BoofatoriumRVA October 05, 2020

queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.

"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."

by Apr.files February 16, 2020

Queef Wellington

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center

"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"

by SamHateHer September 02, 2022