The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
by remt July 4, 2007
Get the Optimus Queefmug. When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.
by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011
Get the Boner Queefmug. by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005
Get the roast queefmug. 1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.
Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.
Man puts it in her.
Man thrusts.
Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!
Man finishes.
Man takes it out.
Girl releases massive queef gargle.
Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
Man: Why certainly, milady.
Man puts it in her.
Man thrusts.
Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!
Man finishes.
Man takes it out.
Girl releases massive queef gargle.
Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
by youreceivethehole7 September 1, 2009
Get the Queef Garglemug. The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.
As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.
As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
by Neptune666 April 17, 2011
Get the lubricated queefmug. by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022
Get the queef deefmug. Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.
2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.
3. Momentary distance from gratification.
2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.
3. Momentary distance from gratification.
Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.
Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.
Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.
by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022
Get the Queef Hangermug.