a fucking potato

an aggressive description the meaning of life

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: a fucking potato

by Starberry Gaming May 21, 2021

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny August 18, 2015

Potato Religion

The Worship of Potatoes

Wow His Religion Is Potato Religion?

by Potato_God999 May 11, 2020

potato juice

another word for vodka

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.

by James Vangohe May 01, 2007

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

by jeska September 08, 2003

potato mic

Said when someones microphone has a lot of background noise/echo or is low quality in videogames.

(team1)p1: hey dude

(team1)p2: who's this?

(random) p3: HEY G%^&*YS W---HAT'S U^%&-----P?

(team1)p1: god this guys mic sucks

(team1)p2: yeah, he's got a potato mic , lets kill him

by bobbeh billeh August 11, 2014

potato directioner

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.

Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*

by dapimpiseresince2012 September 11, 2020