Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime

Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes

by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019

a fucking potato

an aggressive description the meaning of life

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: a fucking potato

by Starberry Gaming May 20, 2021

potato juice

another word for vodka

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.

by James Vangohe May 14, 2007

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

by jeska September 7, 2003

potato mic

Said when someones microphone has a lot of background noise/echo or is low quality in videogames.

(team1)p1: hey dude

(team1)p2: who's this?

(random) p3: HEY G%^&*YS W---HAT'S U^%&-----P?

(team1)p1: god this guys mic sucks

(team1)p2: yeah, he's got a potato mic , lets kill him

by bobbeh billeh August 11, 2014

potato directioner

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.

Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*

by dapimpiseresince2012 September 11, 2020