pokemon

green ball that bounces on you when you sleep

you drop it in your stomach and it keeps bouncing untill you break your back pokemon

by fwcockballs January 3, 2022

pokemon

The greatest card game/tv show/video game that exists. Also very addictive.

Their is no reason to give an example for pokemon. Their is to many

by zdfghjkl,hmgfbvd May 16, 2022

pokemon sleep

something that will never happen

pokemon sleep is a game that help sleep

by The Not Sleeper May 17, 2022

Pokemon BW

The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020

Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game

Me: pokemon bw

Person: whats thats?

Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄

by Togasknife February 24, 2021

Red The Pokemon Trainer

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

by Red The Trainer February 27, 2021

Pokemon

The highest Grossing media franchise, Probably because of fantastic looking characters they made such as: Pikachu, Mewtwo, Charizard, Blastoise, Heracross, Gengar, Scizor, Sceptile, Infernape, Garchomp, Rayquaza, Ho-Oh, Metagross, and Not Jynx or Milktank. If you were a kid from the late 90s you pretended not to like it but really you were opening card packs, watching the anime, and playing the games everyday. Now Fake Pokemon Fans exsist complaining about a tree in sword and Shield and How the Brilliant Diamond and Shining Perl Characters are Chibi even though almost every other pokemon game is Chibi.

Nintendo: "Gamefreak you need to make more Pokemon Games to give us money because we're loosing to Sony."
Gamefreak: "Sure just don't make us do it on Hardware that's 11 years old."
Nintendo: "Ok, well have you develop it for hardware that's 11 year sold but in Color!"
Gamefreak: "So what Kind of Pokemon should we make?"
Random Gamefreak worker: " How about a rhino beetle because it's very popular with the Kids in Japan."
Gamefreak: "What should we do with the types?"
Random Gamefreak worker: " We should add types to make psychic bad."
Gamefreak: "Also Let's Make the Poison Type Trash!"
Random Gamefreak worker: "Oh so Like a Poison type that's based on a Pile Of Waste?!"
Gamefreak: "No but I'm going to think about that for about 10 years."

by Bruhman2408 March 19, 2021

Pokemon Killer

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 6, 2021