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pineapple cunt

A large swollen vagina that creams yellow liquid
Tyler: she had a fat ass pineapple cunt
by Piglet8787 June 27, 2016
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pineapple pussy

After a girl shaves and the hair is still pokey.
"when is the last time you shaved? feels like you got some pineapple pussy."
by Guy Necology September 12, 2021
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Pineapple Bendover

It's when one partner bends over and places a pineapple ring over their butthole then the other partner licks inside the butthole through the pineapple.
Jenn: How was the night alone with the hubbie?
Carly: He wanted to try something new. So we did the Pineapple Bendover.
Jenn: Gross! TMI girl.
by Darkly_Disturbing October 6, 2021
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pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.
Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.
by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013
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Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.
You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018
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Pineapple Effect

A way to end relationships. When you are too awkward or simply cannot be bothered to find the words to break off any kind of relationship. Simply message the person you wish to end contact with the word "Pineapple" and boom! Relationship cancelled. Please Note: you must inform the person prior to your use of the Pineapple Effect otherwise it will be rather useless in this regard.
"Oh, I pineappled that guy. He was so annoying. He kept sending me dick pics!"

"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"
by Author5002012 June 14, 2018
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Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00
"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
by Scarwielder September 11, 2018
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