pinch a pound

when you can put your hand on someones stomach (usually women) and squeeze you are able to grab a full pound of flab.

when you met your girl skinny and now all she does is sit on her fat ass...for so long you can now pinch a pound were her abs used to or should be!

by long shlong john March 19, 2010

Pinch Hit

When you take a blunt or joint, light the mouthpiece end of it, and put it in the hole of a bluntinator. You then blow into the bluntinator and someone else breathes in the smoke that is coming out of the blunt or joint sticking out of the bluntinator. Similar to shotgun

You should pinch hit that blunt.

by Jesse Vieira December 23, 2010

Pinch

Being stingy..cheap..worthless

To pinch.

Fabio is a pinch because he is too cheap to pay $.25 for a hair cut.

by Matt January 3, 2004

Pinch an Inch

A term referring to masturbation

Man, give me a sec I gotta pinch an inch

by bamitm December 5, 2011

marysville pilchuck

a mediocre school that has trash ass students.

yeah you know brooke? dumb as hell. probably went to marysville pilchuck

by uhhmarie May 4, 2018

Pichus

The tight-ass bitch that owns this mirc script that shows results from this site using "!slang" :D

> !slang oprah
<@pichus> 1. Purple Head -- The purplish looking thing underneath your foreskin. Very sensitive to prods and pokes, especially with needles and pencils. -- Ouch, my purple head, put that pencil down.

by Unknown February 12, 2005

pinch a lancer

take a crap, drop a duse

hold on i got to go pinch a lancer

by tselv May 22, 2006