uhhhh.wav-phobia

fear of hearing "oof"

you : i will never play roblox

friend : why?

you : I have uhhhh.wav-phobia

friend : ohh I understand now.

by rhymtick April 24, 2022

Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

Pants-a-phobia

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public

Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.

by Dwillcbk October 2, 2022

LeBron-a-phobia

The fear of a receding hairline before the age of 18, could be used to describe people who LeBron has dunked on.

The other day I saw Kevin Garnett shopping at savers and suddenly he broke out into a cold sweat...I think he has LeBron-a-phobia.

by LeByron January 24, 2023

wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome

wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is a rare and diplomatic phobia/syndrome which occurs in 4 in 50 people. people with this phobia cannot be cured. it causes them to be violent and maybe even commit sooeside and mass killings from the anger they face. if you see the monster wadoom, RUN.
#kyliejennerlip #kim #santaclause #cardib

“oh no my wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is flaring up!”

by kkmmzzo July 18, 2023

small ball phobia

The fear of when a guy whips out his large penis but his balls are not big making his area look non proportional causing a extreme trigger and ick.

I pulled down chads pants and my small ball phobia kicked in, I had to leave before I threw up.

by Eurolover6900 July 31, 2023

weenie gaga phobia

When you gaga while giving a blow job.

No more BJ's, I have weenie gaga phobia!

by BJWGP August 12, 2023