Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.

I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.

by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020

pareet

pareet is the name of an ancient wealthy parrot, he is very kind and humble he is also a chutiya

he is soo kind and humble....hmm it has to be pareet.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

parenemies

Untrustworthy people who would normally be avoided because they have cast more shade than the Amazon rain forest. But because your children are dating avoidance isn't an option.

The kid's want us to meet them and the parenemies for dinner.

by Lady Logic October 18, 2020

ParentialConfusion

When Parents wanna FUCK kids so bad they don't want you to think of em'

Obviously ParentialConfusion!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 24, 2020

Parent

Someone that has been considered a slave for years and is trapped by doing everything for their children

I am a parent but it feels like I have been a slave for years

by gek002 November 6, 2020

Parent

Not Ryan

Ryan is not a parent

by Bfuckery December 8, 2020

Parent

a person who tells you video games are bad and cause violence.

parent: video games cause violence

by The Weath3r Man December 16, 2020