paddywagon

This is the vehicle you ride in when you are the wingman, and get stuck with the troll from the bathroom. Because it is like a trip to jail!

Buddy1:"So how was it last night?"
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>

by Oh god help me please...... November 1, 2003

Paddy

An offensive term to a girl who cannot use tampons- or finds it a struggle to insert them

"Look it's paddy, you unlucky freak!"

by B+B May 22, 2008

Throwing a Paddy

An endearing term to describe someone having a tantrum over something menial. Clearly created after a fella called Paddy went off de walls, nothing to do with those chaps on the Emerald Isles at all.

"My teacher threw a right paddy when I said I didn't have my homework".

"Jesus, look at Susan throwing a paddy again."

by JohnnyMaloney May 28, 2019

Paddy Wagon

1. An item used by law enforcers to round up or herd troublemakers, riot actors or general lunatics in the same manner a shepherd uses a sheepdog.

2. A vehicle owned or driven by a man called Paddy.

1. "up shep up shep *whistle* good paddy wagon."

2. "here come the lads in the paddy wagon"

by 1nc4rc3r4n7 March 27, 2009

Paddy Quack

When a person of a lower mental ability makes strange noises, especially those of ducks.

Did you just hear that? Patrick Green Paddy Quacked again, it went like this: "eaaurghhh!"

by Tom mayo January 19, 2009

paddle duck

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance

ricky (paddle duck) sbragia

by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009

Paddington Surprise

Fuck her from behind then come on her favorite teddy bear, then slap her in the face with it...that is the surprise.

Croke fucks bond from behind and then cums on his favorite teddy bear and then slaps him in the face with it..... thats the Paddington Surprise

by Croke-loves-Bond-cock October 16, 2009