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Pad Pussy

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
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Bloody Pad

Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.
by Jendave January 16, 2022
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Wayne Pad

A word that I made up. Even though Wayne is a guy's name, 'Wayne Pad' can be used for both genders, it doesn't matter.

This word is used for people who are addcited to Wattpad or just use it very often. It describes them as people who are dirty minded, horny, and reads lemons.
Person A: Yo I caught Jeff reading lemons on Wattpad.

Person B: I'm not surprised, he's a Wayne Pad.
by uh wha November 26, 2020
mugGet the Wayne Padmug.

alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023
mugGet the alabama launch padmug.

Stat padding interactions

Your just stat padding interactions aren’t you?
by GG X Branch February 24, 2021
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PADS

PADS is an acronym for Post-Anime Depression Syndrome. We've all been there, after a really good anime is over, and we suddenly get this overwhelming feeling of depression/feeling of being drunk/on drugs.
Dude, I just finished K-On...I think I have PADS because I feel like I can die and everything in life will be finished.
by Italy Isn't Real October 22, 2020
mugGet the PADSmug.

PAD

Peripheral Artery Disease. Also called: Peripheral Vascular Disease. A circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
(Ex:) Holy fuck my legs hurt so much laying down, probably because of PAD. Fuck.
by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021
mugGet the PADmug.

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