h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light

I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.

by hamstring puller November 14, 2016

p to v ratio

the ratio of guys (p) to girls (v) at a party.

at a sausage fest:
Mike: yo we need to get more chicks here, this party is lame
Joe: i know, the p to v ratio is way off

by ronious October 16, 2009

H.P. Lovecraft

One of the most brilliant minds in literature of all time. H.P. Lovecraft's work can be categorized as horror, Gothic, fantasy, and mystery. With influences by the captivating and mysterious work of the artist, Sidney H. Sime and the ethereal dream-worlds of the author, Lord Dunsany, H.P. Lovecraft's work is the epitome of great Gothic literature. Some of his works include Dagon, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, The Cats of Ulthar, The Doom That Came to Sarnath, At the Mountains of Madness, The Thing on the Doorstep, and the infamous The Call of Cthulhu. Lovecraft's stories continue to spark the imaginations of authors today. There are countless modern Cthulhu Mythos and movies based on his stories. But nothing can come close to the original work of H.P. Lovecraft.

H.P. Lovecraft was a genius

by 62Orion86 October 10, 2005

P-CEP

A school with the population of China and the area of Canada that forces its students to walk across its campus in rain, sleet, snow, and hail, even though the students are not members of the USPS. Very rarely do they give snow days, and will not do so usually until the five minutes before school starts. It has stopped naming valedictorians because of the ridiculous size of its graduating classes, which barely fit into EMU's convocation center when divided into 3 groups. Its homecoming themes are entirely irrelevant, as the student body only really cares about grinding up on one another until busted by administration.

You're at P-CEP. You're just an idiot.

by hongse January 23, 2011

Peacey P

Rapper from Teen Girl Squad Episode Thirteen on homestarrunner. His next album drops next sursdai, ya'll biscuit heads. Crample-O-Stow Records presents Deliberance, featuring Large Craig, The Overripe MC, Akryllix & 3rd Lung, Tenerence Love, and Peacey P.

I'm a guest star on my own album, ya'll biscuit heads.

--Peacey P

by Muriko September 15, 2007

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

P Days

A person in week one of bootcamp in the navy, P-days are the processing days where you learn that it is ACTUALLY possible to fall asleep standing up and that no matter what you do, it's wrong. You also learn what a knife hand looks like pointed straight at your throat while you quiver in your newly issued PT gear with your valuables sock sticking out of your sweatpants and your go fasters on your feet. Welcome to hell recruit.

In summary, P days: Literally the worst week of your life you'll ever experience

Senior div RCPO"Hey you see that baby div that just checked in? Remember when our eyes looked that dead?"
Senior div Yeoman *shudders with the thought of being in P-days*

by Thatgingerkid November 30, 2014