Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.

Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

cheddy blast

When one rips open a zyn packet(nicotine pouch ) and pours the contents on the rest of the pouches therefore creating a more potent product.

I ripped an upper decky cheddy blast in class

by Carterpcs September 17, 2022

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Atomic blast

When you shit, fart, piss, sneeze, and burp at the same time.

Johnny got nervous during his presentation and let out an atomic blast in front of the entire class.

by Zedjen June 7, 2020

Faggot blasting

The act of choking on your own saliva and almost dying .

"Oh hey Jeremiah how was your day yesterday?"

"Eh, it was good until I had a faggot blasting so hard I almost died

by Chief Eaglepoopseer December 14, 2020

Blast the Wheels

The honorary phrase for a royally successful leg day. Used primarily when the subject will not be able to walk normally for the next few days.

"Going to Blast the Wheels at the gym this morning, Drew?" - Jacob

"You know how I do, boyo. I have Blast the Wheels written in pen every Wednesday on my calendar." - Drew

by TheBAMF84 April 14, 2019