Xbox one s

A PIECE OF SHIT THAT KEEPS TURNING OFF. DO NOT BUY. FUCKS UP YOUR FORTNITE SESSION. PIECE OF SHIT XBOX.

Friend1: hey I got the new Xbox one s
Friend2: yeah thats a piece of shit fuck x box I got PS4
Friend1:yeah your right I'ma get the PS4 fuck Xbox

by Njdnd September 4, 2018

oneshit

noun, a story with one chapter (oneshot), which was absolute bullshit.

person A: »Wow, that oneshot was really bad!«
person B: »I guess it’s an oneshit then.«

by avasabrina February 13, 2018

disgracing oneself

v. to acknowledge the shame of masturbation by crying during or afterwards

Jody found Jacob curled up in a ball in the corner of the shower with what could have only been tears on his face, big sticky white tears, and thought,"He must have been disgracing hisself," and giggled.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Tickles one's fancy

in the 50s it meant something that one likes or makes one happy. today, it means something that sexually pleases someone

furries sometimes tickles one's fancy

by Arceus777 January 16, 2015

rest one's eyes

A term used meaning to sleep, most commonly a nap.

"you going to sleep man?"
"Yes, one must rest one's eyes."

by pineappleexpress October 9, 2016

off one's trump

Unhinged; temperamentally unsuited for one's position.

The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 8, 2018

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019