by fatdingobitch May 31, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A weird girl with curly hair that likes to lick his dogs anus. She also likes reading books when he is done playing with himself
Chill out ~Noah
by Noah,Gay April 15, 2019
Get the Noahmug. noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly
"omg that's noah🤢"
by ducky you October 7, 2020
Get the noahmug. by BoyGetOutOfMyFace_ILiveIn December 5, 2017
Get the Noahmug. Noah has a small shrimp dick and will never amount to anything in life, hes ugly and a narcissistic asshole who will cheat on you and will give you an STD. He’s a liar and only cares about himself
Person 1: Omg did you know we were dating Noah at the same time?!
Person 2: what?! No! What a man whore.
Person 2: what?! No! What a man whore.
by Dead incorporated October 15, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Rich Boy ,Lame Name ,All Money,No Game
£300 on Cosmetics I guess we'll be seeing you down the church again or ripping off the elderly Christmas Card Shame
£300 on Cosmetics I guess we'll be seeing you down the church again or ripping off the elderly Christmas Card Shame
by BigLadIJXCOBI December 17, 2018
Get the Noahmug. 