Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.

"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019

Sociopath next door

Someone that seems cool and nice on the surface, but is actually a calculating machine.

The sociopath next door is always ready to play.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.

The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Next Try

New tune

Next try that banging new tune

by The real Apple Pie July 15, 2021

Next week

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞

Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week

by The Bat Named Bird July 29, 2021

Girl Next Door

See Olivia Thirlby

Olivia Thirlby looks like the girl next door.

by TheOneNinjaWhoIsn'tAGinger June 22, 2021

sloppy next

neither first nor second, but third and afterwards

"I'm not about to be her sloppy next!

by George Leo August 15, 2022