negative good

When you fucking suck

"We are gonna play Negative good"
"THIS DICK IS NEGATIVE GOOD

by gaynibba February 16, 2018

negative latency

1. Noun: An imaginary term used to inflate excitement over new and upcoming hardware; associated with the gaming industry.

2.Noun: A proverbial scapegoat meant to counter arguments that seek to blame the game

1: "Specifically Bakar notes Google’s “negative latency” will act as a workaround for any potential lag between player and server. This term describes a buffer of predicted latency, inherent to a Stadia players setup or connection, in which the Stadia system will run lag mitigation. This can include increasing fps rapidly to reduce latency between player input and display, or even predictive button presses."

2: "Yo, I tech'ed that throw!" "Dawg, this got negative latency. You obviously didn't"

by Its_The_Doug October 9, 2019

negative pimp

Someone who is "Said," to be a pimp but as time goes on, everyone realizes that he is actually his hoes' hoe. A negative pimp loses money to his hoes rather than gaining hoe money.

Josh is such a horrible pimp, i hear hes a NEGATIVE PIMP

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023

Double Negative

A Karen/Darren who acts like a snowflake

Has anyone else noticed how (insert name here) is acting like such a double negative lately?

by Excuse me, I farted June 16, 2021

Negativity FAILURE

You have failure that is negative (Disrepectful)

Guy1: Bro you have dum failure
Guy2: Bro, you probably have Negativity FAILURE 😎

by Electrodynamics_Guy November 24, 2022

Negative XP

Misogynist asshole edgelord
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess

Negative XP is so sigma I'm cumming at the sound of his name

by subway572572 November 13, 2023

Unconditional negative regard

When you go above and beyond and take on extra tasks, but regardless how kind and helpful you are, the people you are serving hold you in negative regard and only expect you to do more. They label you as lazy to manipulate you into accepting additional tasks. Like Cinderella.

“Excuse me, Miss, you seem to have missed a spot cleaning the floors today. All you must do is stand around. Why aren’t you ever working?”

“Sounds like a case of unconditional negative regard. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.”

“I ordered a hot chocolate with 3 ice cubes. Not 4! You never do anything right.”

“I guess it’s impossible to please you. I have your unconditional negative regard.”

by Poet678 November 11, 2024