noah

noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly

"omg that's noah🤢"

by ducky you October 7, 2020

Noah

Noah is extremely stupid . he makes the most annoying noises that will make your ear's bleed.

Guy one: I saw this really fat stupid guy in the hall
Guy two:HE MUST BE A NOAH

by LuvLolAutym October 17, 2017

Noah

I really chill guy who is awesome at games and is a magnet to girls.

Girl whispering: "Who do you have a crush on?"
Friend: "Overall, I really like Noah ."

by BoyGetOutOfMyFace_ILiveIn December 5, 2017

Noah

A gay man who loves medium waffle

Oh my god noah is so gay

by A_chicken_9999 May 8, 2018

Noah

Noah is a bad ass nigger with a lot of bitches and get hoes all the time loves football and still your bitch

Noah is a guy who get hoes

by Noah the greatest April 13, 2017

Noah

Has a massive cock

damn Noah is huge in the pants

by xxxddffff October 29, 2018

Noah

Rich Boy ,Lame Name ,All Money,No Game

£300 on Cosmetics I guess we'll be seeing you down the church again or ripping off the elderly Christmas Card Shame

What a Noah

Example of an Arrogant Flexxer

by BigLadIJXCOBI December 17, 2018