National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

by theothegod April 12, 2019

National bring your foreskin to work day

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.

And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019

national ciaran day

a day (april 28) that celebrates all people named ciaran!

chloe: happy national ciaran day!
ciaran: aw you shouldn’t have

by therealraviross April 28, 2019

National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

National ask your crush out day!

On January 11th you ask out your crush

Friend: hey you know what today is?
Other friend: what?

Friend: It’s national ask your crush out day!

by Kiddossssss November 20, 2019

National boy best friend day

National boy best friend is December 1st.

National boy best friend day is Tomorrow

by volleyballlgirlll November 30, 2019

National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019