When you have doggy-style sex with a girl so hard that she throws up in a wide-spread fashion for a few seconds as you pull on one of her limbs.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, so how'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."
Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"
Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."
Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"
by FreshCut May 27, 2012

by Joseph69 November 30, 2010

You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.
You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.
You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.
by Greg Temple April 11, 2019

Michigan is a place where it’s 20F one day and 80F the next u can meet the Ohio haters in the Lower areas and the Trolls aka basically Canadians in the Upper Penninsula the one state where a hand is ur map and Everyone and I mean Everyone says they are from Detroit or Petoskey everyone born there either hates Ohio or the US as a whole
Random person: where ya from
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio
Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio
Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.
by _Dia_ June 8, 2021

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.
While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.
by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.
It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
by Spoking July 14, 2024

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan”
“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2
by goonercore March 14, 2025
