mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018

Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.

Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.

by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018

Mayonnaisey

Having too much mayonnaise

Are these crab cakes too mayonnaisey?

by Mayo boy June 30, 2018

Marconi twist

Eroticly twisting both nipples in a way so it looks like you are tuning an old radio

"Any of you ladies want a marconi twist?"

by Mr. Reggae Ambassador July 26, 2018

Mayonnaise

Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads.
Definition #2: An instrument.

Mayonnaise is such a beautiful instrument.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

mayonnaise

a instrument

i played the mayonnaise at school today

by lit-yeeter September 16, 2018

Mayonnaise Sandwich

Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.

Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.

by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018