Maximus Sideflip

After seeing the success of John Backflip and later William Frontflip in the early 14th century, Maximus Sideflip got inspired and performed the first Sideflip in 1334. Later in 1336 while performing in front of a crowd he was accused of using witchcraft which he had allegedly learnt from John Backflip while he was in exile. Rumor has it that He was trying to copy the Backflip but he was terrible at directions so he accidentally invented the Sideflip.

Person 1: Who invented the sideflip?
Person 2: It was Maximus Sideflip back in 1336.

by M4nnen March 14, 2025

Maximum pulse!

The iron man ultimate in marvel rivals.

Iron man: “MAXIMUM PULSE!”

Galactic: “you got them all!l

by Krahs March 28, 2025

matious

cool, sick, radical, amazing

"Your new bike is so matious, dude."

by Leopold Albert Zanderson August 7, 2025

Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage

I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025

matieu

matieu (a.k.a big-boss-nigga-man) is the superior species to all. Matieu can be compared to prime LeBron James (it knows ball). It is the most musculary dense creature to roam the planet, making it the most highly fuckable species. It also makes any woman squirt in their bedussy the instant it makes eye contact.

You are such a matieu

by tidbbskz November 27, 2025

Banghitus Maximus

A period of time which occurs after one has smoked an artificial plant called Diesel. The period lasts for 20 minutes and the person under the effect is neither awake nor asleep. Heavy tripping also ensues. Also if you attempt to extinguish the joint you will fail.

-Yo Slaymaster... why are Dbrain and Shutzanu climbing through the walls?
-...Black Sheep Wall... that's why.

The next 25 minutes:
-That will always remain the shittiest experience.
-Yeah let's call it:"ON DIESEL!".
-Or Banghitus Maximus.

by Ciumafaia October 21, 2010

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011