Marriage

A period of pain during a person's life; optionally avoided.

Oh no, Marriage is so painful. Sorry Jimmy...

by A Terminally Ill Person March 11, 2022

Marriage

The contract between two people, who are twisted in the mind of believing societies way of the world .
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane

Bro, you going to marry that bittie?,

Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS

by SUPERTERRESTRIAL April 17, 2022

marriage

Kiana and Hannah

Lesbian wives.

person 1: OMG!!!!!!!! Have you seen the LESBIAN???????
person 2: OMG!!!!!! Those girls????????????
person 1: OMG YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!! Did you see they went through with the marriage???????/

by 774369 February 09, 2022

marriage

In between a man and a woman.

I'm sitting marriage.

by anonymous64867 July 27, 2022

Marriage

marriage niv and carson

person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!

by narson May 12, 2021

marriage

It's also called Disaster.
Don't do it.

NO, I've never hung out with my friends since my marriage.

by No country for old boys November 25, 2021

Marriage

A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.

by Purple11star December 23, 2022