die machine

the second best cold war zombies map pronounced D-I-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-E but huge gays call it D-E-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-A

jimmie- hey bro wanna play some diee machina zombies?
landon- its pronounced die machine you fucking failed abortion.

by Trash Nash June 09, 2022

Bonk Machine

Not a fence.

Oi bud, that's nae a bonk machine, that's a fence.

by Alfred Rosenburg May 12, 2021

beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

by Schmungle June 06, 2017

elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.

"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'

by Woodrose September 27, 2015

sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT January 23, 2016

farting machine

my dad pretty much

last night the farting machine couldnt stop

by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021

Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 30, 2022