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Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
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