Flint Michigan

Pulling a Flint Michigan is when your shit is so watery that it comes out in almost liquid form, causing only a stream of brown liquid to come out. Similar to that of the muddy water coming out of a Flint Michigan faucet.

Person 1: Did you like that one restaurant I recommended?
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.

by Susshitime December 10, 2022

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Michigan Cleaning

where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself

austin backus:hey dude where is andy

reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022

Michigan Mudpuppy

When you eat ass with a mouthful of chewing tobacco (especially Grizzly Wintergreen Long Cut or Copenhagen).

See also: Skol-pository

Big Terry came running out into the garage and yelled, “Someone give me a lipper, I’m gonna give her the Michigan Mudpuppy!”

by Recovering Maniac May 12, 2024

Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025

Lake Michigan Catholic

A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.

Lake Michigan Catholic is trash.

by Mr. Salerno December 2, 2019

Michigan mitten

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass

Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?

by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024