looser

A person that has a screw loose. Not playing with a full deck.

Betty is a looser when she supports globalism.

by maga_y'all March 10, 2017

Libation Looser

1. A person or group of people that can't find a new place to have drink or have a bite to eat in a major metropolitan area.

We are libation loosers. You know we are going to end up at the same place so let's not go through the list of places to go.

by lokilokicomeouttoplay December 2, 2010

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003

looper

A guy who like fat chicks. He's likes to slap that ass and ride the wave!

looper like fat chicks

by brown stain 444 November 27, 2010

Looper

1. That guy whos creeps in the city of ember
2. Someone who is a creeper

Wow! stop acting Looper Tucker!

by Kokulnut December 1, 2011

phone looser

One who always looses their cell phone.

Chad: Why cant Alexis call you tonight?
Gary: Because she's a phone looser!!

by Gary Meiman April 15, 2008

hurt locker

When you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day.

'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.

"Dude, why I haven't heard from Chris all day?" "Oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now. He'll hit you back tomorrow I'm sure."

"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."

by CK12 August 30, 2013