Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

leave

what my father is a pro at

me:dad we r out of milk

dad:ill go leave and get sum
me :never sees dad again

by u r die April 9, 2021

leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011

leave-uh-rite

LEAVE-UH-RITE is what you do with a person or an object that should never be touched, picked up, admired, put in your pocket , or especaily taken home....

STOP RITE THERE !!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT A LEAVE-UH-RITE.
HE IS A

LEAVE-UH -RITE.... IF YOU TAKE HIM FROM THERE YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A {PUT -UH -RITE }.

by Mrs. KNOWITALL. December 15, 2020