A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
by ringleader February 09, 2012
by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013
by Zoskian March 22, 2018
A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
by IronNerf July 08, 2014
by Penisiisi September 04, 2021
by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017