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Levi

Really the best way I can put it is, Levi’s are ok at times when they’re not trying to purposely annoy you. They have a hard time coming to terms with the fact that they are psychopaths and need mental help. Meeting a Levi wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world but he will always disagree with you and stubborn beyond words. So I be sure you are prepared mentally for many disagreements. Lastly Levi’s are delusional and far from innocent.
Sarah: I’ve done all I can to help you Levi but I think you need mental help

Levi: Your right Sarah…I should listen to you more often. Your right about me but I disagree bc I don’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing I agree with you.
by www.creedthoughts.gov// June 25, 2023
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Levi

He is a amazing guy. all the chicks dig him but he sticks to the hottest one. he is always getting straight good grades and has a massive dick. He is always having girls ask if they can smash him. He always ends up with the girl he wants. He is amazing at sport and pretty much good at everything.
by ITS HIHIHIHHIHHIHIHIHHIHIHIHIH September 7, 2020
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Levy Corollary

A principle that states "The diameter of a woman's hoop earrings is directly proportional to her level of promiscuity."

The Levy Corollary is a filter used by men when trying to identify potential sexual partners at a bar or club for single-night session of sexual intercourse.

Although the Levy Corollary can easily be used in a derogatory way (by women, their husbands/boyfriends who are within earshot, etc.), it should not. Attire conforming to the Levy Corollary is useful for both males and females, as it signals a conscious intent to find sexual activity. This helps to negate the chance of miscommunication or wasted effort on the behalf of both parties.
Based upon the Levy Corollary, I knew that chick with hoops the size of a CD was ready to go!
by LevyCorollary December 15, 2009
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Levi

Levi is one of the most trustworthy person you could ever find he’s kind he’s funny yet so ignorant can’t keep his promises yet you keep falling for him you can never prove him wrong he’s so sassy maybe because he’s gay but you already know that but you still try so hard to be just “more than friends” he’s too good for you “he’s out of your league” he keeps gosting you but you still text him you always have to go check on him he’s your favorite boy after all <3
Person 1: oh look it’s Levi, didn’t he leave you on deliver so many times?
Person 2: yeah that’s what makes him so special

Person 1: you’re so in love with that dude can’t blame you he gots the looks
by Gotlemon November 21, 2021
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Levi conn

Levi con is what someone would call a dairy barn Barbarian
Yeah did you hear that Levi conn loves a Oreo milkshake and a sweet tea from the dairy barn?
by #1 dairy barn Hater April 13, 2024
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Levi

Levi is amazing!!!
by Oshebendm October 23, 2019
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Levi

Damn is that a snake, nope it’s Levi’s cock
by The big cuz April 23, 2021
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