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Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.
Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.
by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024
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Keyboard Warrior

A keyboard warrior is someone who communicates better through typing than speaking in real life. They can express their thoughts, arguments, and ideas more clearly and confidently when using a keyboard, but may struggle to do the same in face-to-face interactions. They’re more effective at organizing their thoughts and making points when typing, rather than in IRL conversations.
Person 1: "Wow, you had a lot to say in that chat! Why were you so quiet during the meeting?"
Person 2: "I'm more of a keyboard warrior—it's easier for me to explain things in writing!"
by silensu October 9, 2024
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Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)
by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025
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Keyboard

A piano-like device containing musical instruments and settings that is being played in music
I've been rehearsing my psalms on the keyboard
by Divic January 20, 2026
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keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.
"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."
by maxkelp February 28, 2025
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keyboard

what im using to type
uhm keyboard
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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