Ken

A sexy little baby.

Hey look, it's Ken! *Drops dead from excessive penile bloodflow.*

by mandruffHead April 8, 2023

Ken

The name of the daddy long legs spider that was originally found by Hakos Baelz.

He then disappeared and another spider showed up, getting the name Ken Junior. But Ken Jr. also disappeared before another spider showed up.

So, Ken is synonymous to a spider you can find in your house

Ey, Ken! Hey buddy?

Where did Ken go?

AAAAAAAAAA there's a Ken in my ceiling!

by ka-tan May 1, 2023

male barbie / ken

A roblox style took from the barbies but made in male form. Also named kens but they have been renamed to male barbies. You need to use the Action Figure Torso and the Undercover Superhero Arms and Legs. Or use korblox if your zaid.

Random: omg a male barbie / ken
male barbie / ken: yes *throws an rpg at you*

by robloxbarbiedefinitions August 26, 2023

Ken

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)

"Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"

"Fair bro"

by DICKHEAD JOELE August 30, 2023

Ken

He’s just Ken

I’m just Ken, anywhere else I’d be a 10

by MisterGuy9014 August 30, 2023

Cheek clapper Ken

When someone goes to the Barbie party and gets with multiple girls

Dan went to the party as cheek clapper Ken and cleaned up.

by Baking with bitches September 4, 2023

Ken

Which one? Ken Kaneki or Ken Carson? Ken Carson you say?

WRONG. It's Ken Kaneki.

by arrarargh September 12, 2023