Jew Gold

Its a old 4chan/encyclopedia dramatic slang term for having a lot of money.

Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."

by BigBadWolfBob March 04, 2022

Jew Hookah

When you rip the fuckin jew hookah and you get permanent bronchitis

Whats that cough all about??? Did you rip the Jew Hookah or something boss?

by totes4scrotes November 16, 2018

Point Jew

Someone who takes pleasure in stealing others' points in video games such as Call of Duty or Battlefield via kill stealing or boosting.

Player 1: Dude let me repair all the barricades, I need more points.

Player 2: Don't be such a Point Jew! Let us get some upgrades too, douchebag.

by Canadiankid415 August 14, 2012

Meme Jew

When someone who isn't a serious jew uses Jewish culture or Judaism to their advantage.

Look at Ian being a meme jew to get time off work. He isn't actually really jewish

by Muzz UK May 01, 2020

Jew Dunk

when smoking bong, dunk nose into tube to inhale remaining smoke

Hey Moishe you left smoke in the tube--Jew Dunk it!

by jewdunker87 April 17, 2010

Jew S'mores

S'mores made by roasting marshmallows on the traditional Hanukkah Menorah. May be thought of as sacrilegious or offensive to the holiday. See sacrilicious

Person one: Yeah, I had some Jew S'mores on the first night of Hanukkah, they were good!

Person two: How dare you degrade the Menorah like that!

by JewbieGirl December 18, 2009

jew time

When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.

Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.

by Keith Cohen February 22, 2005