January 5th

If you were born on January 5th your just hot as fuck and get all the bitches. And yall got big dicks

January 5th

by Joemama69696900 November 2, 2019

January 16

NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR HOODIE DAY

GIRL: BAE ITS JANUARY 16

BOY: OK AND??
GIRL: YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR HOODIE

by published name January 14, 2021

January 19

Your friends birthday.

Oh it’s January 19! Happy Brithday ___

by Gouuto January 19, 2021

january 27

a super cool birthday when all the coolest people are born and ur even cooler if you were born at night 😎

you’re birthdays january 27?? you must be super cool

by mozflash January 25, 2021

January 27

National do what your girlfriend says day...

“Hey you gotta suck my toes it’s January 27”

by Koochieslayaa January 26, 2021

22nd January

The day a legend was born

Malte Moldt the legend was born on 22nd January

by Moldt April 9, 2021

Just Jerk January

This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!

Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."

by manish_here December 19, 2018