jerk job

When things start out as jerking yourself off, and end with either a hand job or blow job.

When she found me fondling the morning wood, she joined in and swallowed. It was a jerk job.

by Vixxxen February 1, 2008

ass jerk

One who, upon seeing a good-looking girl or guy approaching them, jerks their head around after they pass, to check out their ass.

On the street, in the hallway at work, he didn't care - he was an ass jerk anywhere, always turning his head back to see the ass on who he just passed.

by mamadeo November 5, 2009

circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

Jerk the Turk

To masturbate; applies to males or females.

Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.

by Cgrave August 8, 2006

Dirty Jerk

The art of masturbating while sitting on the toilet releasing a bowel movement.

Jimmy is on the toilet dirty jerking it.

by CalU Cups April 21, 2010

lurk jerk

Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.

Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.
Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk

by Bobby H April 30, 2006

Jerk Hole

A jerk hole is a hole in which someone Jerks off into. To call someone a Jerk hole would implicate that they are nothing more than a sperm pit.

The best part about this verbal assault..is that someone not in the know will simply think your substituting Jerk for Ass. It pays to know what other people are really saying!!

"You're such a Jerk Hole!!!"

by ashes85 March 24, 2010