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alexander isaac rocha

A guy that will care for you in the good and bad. he never lets you down at any cause. A professional at playing the cello, and guitar. Has v nice hair like oml. looks like vic fuentes mixed with a bit of oliver sykes and some kellin quinn. owes me food.he can be a shitty person sometimes but that won't stop people from loving him, especially me. :))
"omg did you see alexander isaac rocha today? He looks gr8 in plaid shirts! ! ! "
by xx.dropdeaad.xx July 22, 2016
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Isaac moscrip

I sigma with very sweaty hands that is the leader of the pack and he likes to stick it into all of his stuff animals and also lets it crust and blends it and drinks it in one sip
Ryder is such an Isaac moscrip
by ROSSY_BOSSY April 2, 2024
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Isaac Gonzales

One of the greatest to ever walk this earth. He's a down to earth kind of guy.Sweet ,loving,caring and will even pay your bills out of nowhere.likes to keep it real,honest and actually a Isaac Gonzales doesn't cheat on women.if you don't get you a Isaac Gonzales you will probably end up with a loser or lonely the rest of your life.likes to party kind of guy so buckle up ladies he will go hardcore on the shit and if your not capable of doing them well then so be it.you got to love this guy for what he does.
Model#1::"You know who that guy is next to our drug dealer"
Model #2::"Hell yeah that's (Isaac Gonzales),one of the most amazing guys on earth..
Girl#1:: when I grow up mom and dad I am going to marry me a Isaac Gonzales
Mom and dad #1;; excellent choice sweety
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isaac

Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.

Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.

Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.
“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”

“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."

“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.

One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.

“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."

"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.

"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."

"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.

Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.

Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.
by rizzingloaf June 23, 2023
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Isaac

Every bitch says “oh look it’s isaac the sexiest Nigga ever they wanna give him some sloppy toppy every time they see him and all the bitches want him
by 420 low June 14, 2022
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Isaac

A very wild nibba that falls inlove very fast and is always talking about his exes.
Madison: "Isaac is so annoying"
by The World's Biggest Hater January 9, 2022
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Isaac Lowry

A name referencing someone mysterious and black. This guy is definitely a big black guy in a grey tank top. 100%
Yo look at that BBG! Yeah looks like an Isaac Lowry to me
by mooflese November 24, 2021
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