bialas moment

when a person (usually of white skin tone) states or acts in a way that only the whitest of white people would act

White Person : Lets go to the beach and drink red wine!
Other White Person : Bialas moment

by HentaiMan69 February 18, 2023

Dale moment

Performing an extreme fuck up even though you do most things right.

Friend 1: "9+2 is 10 right?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"

by Jot44 February 9, 2022

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment right there

by ISRY November 9, 2020

huh moment

The moment where someone is talking and you're not paying attention, but trying to be a good person, you nod your head and then say "wait, huh?", making the person re-tell the boring story no one wanted to hear in the first place.

Teacher: *clearly sees student texting*
Teacher: "So Steven, then the square root of 16 is 5 then?
Steven: *nods*
Teacher: "Oh really?"
Steven: "Wait, huh?"

Phillip: "Oh man, Steven just had a real bad huh moment"
Kyle: For real, dude.

by dtubbz53 August 20, 2010

Bleech Moment

When a faggot spams trap hentai only then to pin it as a joke in a poor attempt to hide his crippling hentai addiction.

I hate this sever
Did someone post hentai in general?
Yes
That's a bleech moment ™

by Gamercord November 7, 2020

Matthias Moment

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.

Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"

by Ya Boi Matty Ten Mahayehfieken October 7, 2017