thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
by Mr70Homers October 03, 2021
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wild bill thick cock

An alias for Mike Robertson Jr given to him by several women at the University of Arizona.
Damn girl why the wheelchair? Did Wild Bill Thick Cock stop by after his game last night?
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thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"



by dv8trix September 07, 2008
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In BTS song Mic Drop ft. Desiigner, the English part says "Did you see my bag? Do you see my bag? It's hella trophies and it's hella thick". They are referring that since they work hard their bag contain lots of trophies and it's heavy (thick). Since the original version is in Korean, when they sang that part in English it was funny so many people made it into a inside joke.
Hater: BTS has no talent whatsoever

Fan: Seriously have you seen their bag?
BTS MIC drop: It's hella trophies and it's hella thick
by ~A.L. November 25, 2017
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Thick Thighs Save Lives

Thick thighs save lives is a term popularized by various anime Memes typically in support of peoples favorite Waifu use who have no boobs or ass but have a nice thick thighs
Rin Tohsaka May have small tits but her Thick Thighs Save Lives
by HippyDippyKippy October 25, 2020
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slim thick

its when you have a smaller waist then all the thicks and have a big butt butt not as big and the other thicks and obviously a big boobs ( every thick has big boobs if u dont have big boobs u aint thick )their thighs are like an hour glass for example if kylie jenner had a bit of a smaller waist and butt she would look slim thick and for example sssniperwolf's edited photos are slim thick and catherine paiz is also slim thick too ( also is one of the 3 healthiest body types for a woman : slim thick, thick, and extra/super thick)
" damn slim thick girls are a snack"
" healthy girls are awesome)
by unknownweirdo December 08, 2018
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Mr. thick neck bitch

"Remember when Larray called Noah Beck Mr. thick neck bitch."
by ascochancho October 31, 2020
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