Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

flesh diaper

The act of pulling the foreskin over the tip of the penis, and safety-pinning it together.

"Man, you shouldn't have hooked up with that chick from the piercing place in the mall. She looks like she's into flesh diapers."

by brosemite sam April 11, 2010

Flesh boy

Joey

What a sopping wet slab of flesh!

Person 1: wow that Joey guy looks like he loves skin!
Person 2: thats why we call him flesh boy!

by Fleshiest May 14, 2016

FLESH AND RELBJALOOD

Mortal People's and animals with feelings that is related to relbjalood shed that was made by gomightydjis gomightybjis of the universe's the flesh of my blood Lonnie Benningfield junior as I created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

I invented and made and created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 2, 2022

flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus

Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.

by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 27, 2022

flesh mountain

A flesh mountain is when hundreds of midgets come together and pile onto each other before they soon become a flesh mountain

Hey Chad, you want to be apart of the flesh mountain tonight?

by datoneguythatyoumightknow December 20, 2019

Living flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud

Bejroogurs DouBJrags bejroogars bejroogulls dejroogurs dejroogers animents.

FELBJRATIVE KIND FELBJATIVE KIND FELBJATIVESHES FELBJRATIVESHES IS APART OF FELBJRATIVE KIND FELBJATIVE KIND UNIVERSE'S THE SUPREME BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MADE LIVING FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

I invented and made and created and started living flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 29, 2024