Horse cock

OMG I LOVE HORSE COCK UP MY BUTT

I just saw a fat horse cock

by Devon janke March 14, 2020

Wobbly horse

One of the most strongest god in TABS named by captain sauce. It wobbles and it's legs are like noodles. It has two variants the jouster and cavalry. It has a church/cult/following. It also has a wannabe that is stronger than the raptor. The horse also dodges arrows like it's in the matrix.

John: I worship God
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021

horse it out

It's a phrase used interchangeably with "crank it out," and a phrase used primarily among the younger generation.

Mike: Oh crap, Jim, I totally forgot about the shit I have to do for work!
Jim: Dude, the party's in ten minutes, don't be a assclown and not be there.
Mike: I'll horse it out in eight, meet you there.

by The linguistic autistic July 18, 2014

horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.

I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.

by Wezz84 August 26, 2013

Horse Shitter

Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.

My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.

by TotesObvi October 14, 2015

Parade Horse

A person that we call like a parade horse, has the behavior of being proud no matter what the circumstances, shits when and wherever they want to, and doesnt worry about anything, because someone else will come by and clean it up. Just like a parade horse in a parade. It is a Brazilian saying, but a very good one that fits many people.

My boss is just like a parade horse, doesnt worry about anything and lets others clean up his mess, and proud to do it.

by shaw1188 December 6, 2014

100 horse

100 proof/ 50% alcohol.

Do you want a snort of some of this 100 horse?

by kolstad May 8, 2008